What the fuck is it with washing?
You finally get to the bottom of the basket.. Turn around and find ya partners dirty socks hidden in a corner (the absolute anger)
I do about 2-3 loads a day… Where. Does. It. Come. From.
I read an article the other day, which stated that mothers spend an average of about 5 months of their lifetime doing sodding washing.
That is barbaric and so very sad.
Mind you I guess the whole process is long. First you gotta sort it into colours and materials and all that… Unless ofcourse your a man then you just chuck it all in together….. Then wonder why your tshirts a funny colour.
The pure joy when you see the bottom of the sodding basket, then you realise you’ve got to put it all away?.. Doh.
What a mundane job, if I could afford it I would hands down pay someone else to do it for me.
Ironing? Nah I don’t think so mate. I’ll be honest, I may iron the odd few bits that screw up in the tumble dryer.. But that’s about it… I don’t care if that makes me lazy, I just refuse to do it.
However, I shall take this time to express my love for my tumble dryer. Without you, my life would be terrible. Thank you.