mummyblog · Postpartum

FLASHBACK: God… That was embarrassing.

I’ve encountered some terribly awkward situations as a pregnant woman/mother. But the thing that haunts me the most, to this very day is my trip to asda at 5 days post partum.. For you guessed it… Anusol. At that moment in time,  I had no shame.  I’d just given birth to my first baby, I… Continue reading FLASHBACK: God… That was embarrassing.

Parenting

Why does daddy have so much time on his hands?

Now this isn’t a criticism,  so Harvey if you read this one.. Pipe down hun 😂 This statement is more of an observation if anything. I have met many mothers,  young or old,  1 child or 5 children, employed or stay at home.   The expectations of a mother,  are the same and high they… Continue reading Why does daddy have so much time on his hands?

Breastfeeding · Mum Of The Year · Parenting

My pocket sized diva, you best become an entrepreneur and put me in the best care home.

Things with Lola just seem so relentless at the moment.  What with her weird sleep cycle,  her inability to poop and gain weight, eliminating food from our diet and the fact I’m the only person she wants most of the time. Going through the trauma of her being seriously unwell was enough, then finding out… Continue reading My pocket sized diva, you best become an entrepreneur and put me in the best care home.

Friendship · Mum Of The Year · mummyblog · Parenting

Mothers make my world go round.

The beauty about motherhood is that as a mother,  we can all connect in some kinda strange way. Whether that be through social media asking for support and advice,  or heck you may have never even met each other,  but you can still crack up a conversation in a shop about how much of an… Continue reading Mothers make my world go round.

Bottlefeeding · Friendship · Mum Of The Year · mummyblog · Parenting · Postpartum

The 10 things I highly dislike about being a mum.

1. You are tired.. Like all the damn time.  Because bloody hell who even needs to sleep? Seeing your husband laying there with all body parts to himself,  snoring his sweet head off. Meanwhile your laid bare in about a cm of space. And shit… even if you do sleep,  the weeks/months of previous sleep… Continue reading The 10 things I highly dislike about being a mum.