‘How to stop breastfeeding a boob obsessed toddler’… I found myself googling that line, amongst many others, on the daily. Other examples included; ‘Why is my kid so obsessed with me?’ ‘Why do my boobs look like raisins?’ ‘Can you die from exhaustion whilst breastfeeding?’ Basically, I was lost and alone searching for answers, experiences… Continue reading How to free your boobs… 22 months later.
Usually, I keep my opinion on world issues close by. But I feel as a human being with a voice, I must express my feelings upon the recent events that have occurred. Terrorism isn’t about religion, it’s about a totally warped and satanic state of mind. As a human being, I feel in my soul… Continue reading ‘When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know Peace’
What a car crash of a day yesterday was… Pun absolutely intended. I woke up in a bad mood.. Kids were being utterly satanic and I could not wait to drop them to nursery for some peace and quiet. I drove to get coffee and on my way back I was smashed into by some… Continue reading Anxious Susan ft. THE SMEAR TEST
This is mainly one for my friends without children.. Oh my god do I adore you guys, you remind me what life is like without toddlers dangling from your limbs. The adult conversation that stems is simply bliss, no poop, no sticky finger prints on their clothes. Just everything about being around them makes me… Continue reading Holding down friendships and raising children.
‘Spare time’ As a mother isn’t all time, just allocated time? I’m serious here, I know we’ve all got our own individual little routines.. But any free time is usually filled with some kind of errand or chore isn’t it? Cause if you’ve ever been shopping child free.. You’ll agree it’s a life changing and… Continue reading In my spare time I like to drink coffee out of a cardboard cup and listen to Radio 1.
So here it goes… School gate anxiety I like to call it. Anyone whom personally knows me, will know I’m a bloody ball of anxiety… But this is something I’ve feared the most since leaving school myself. I never fit in as a kid.. Not really. Like I was sociable enough to have a handful… Continue reading School gate anxiety.
Sometimes I sit and wonder what my purpose is… The monotony of being a stay at home mum can really make you question what the hell you’re doing with you’re life. Especially when you are sat with a coffee in your hand, listening to the 30th tantrum of the day. Anyway, before I get all… Continue reading My purpose.